December 2010
New Year
I’m spending New Year’s Eve tonight sola. I’m not mad about it at all! It’s actually kind of prophetic and a symbolic foreshadowing of how independent and self-reliant I am going to have to be this up-coming year, as well as in the years to come!
Cheers!! And please drive safely!
Um, Excuse Me Miss...
We all know you were smashing him while you were married, while you were signing the divorce papers, and even right this second in the other room! You may not know that we know but boyyyyyy do we know. I don’t think you realize what type of circle you just passed into. We share most everything…we have no secrets. Just because you said, “don’t put on Facebook that I was...
“The friends who grew up with you deserve a special respect.
The ones who stuck...”
– The Wonder Years
“Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one...”
– William Penn, More Fruits of Solitude
Bean Boots by L.L.Bean, Insulated 8": Winter Boots... →
Or these :) size 8!!
Bean Boots by L.L.Bean, 10" Shearling-Lined:... →
These would be nice too, size 8 please!!
“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, “Yes,...”
– Erma Bombeck
Wow
I think I just made a huge life decision….I’m terrified
He Said, She Said, Ohhh Just Shut UP!
The following is a text message conversation VERBATIM (any and all grammatical, syntax errors, or otherwise have not been altered):
Him: Hey how you doing?
Her: Fine, and yourself?
Him: Good. All my family is in town. We have all been at my house today and tomorrow
Her: Well that must be nice for you. That’s cool…
Him: Like are you legit upset. I wasnt ignoring you or...
And So It Goes
In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers past Until a new one comes along I spoke to you in cautious tones You answered me with no pretense And still I feel I said too much My silence is my self defense And every time I’ve held a rose It seems I only felt the thorns And so it goes, and so it goes And so will you soon I suppose But if my...
Freaking out, mannnn!!!!!
So everyone in this house is absolutely freaking out right now. Except for me, I think the whole debacle is HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!!! My “cousin” got engaged the other night at the Nutcracker??? Maybe?? Well the “maybe” is referring to where the deed went down, because the deed is definitely done. Facebook says so! And that brings us to the main point of this story....
Year 5
It never fails, I always cry at the end of Book Five! I’m not talking about random tears here and there, I’m talking about blinding/streaming I-can’t-see-the-pages type of nonsense. Why did Sirius have to die?!?! Whyyyy?!?!!?!?!?!??!
Oh, also for the record: I cry at the end of Book Four, Six, and Seven. Yes I am a slightly over-dramatic cry baby. BUT I take the...
Every
dearoldlove:
There hasn’t been a day that I haven’t missed you.
Random Kaitie Thoughts
I’ve eaten Denny’s twice this week. My stomach hates me….
I hate up-state New York
Snow/Slush and 4.5 inch heels don’t mix and require balance worthy of cirque de sole
Neighbors having sex so hard it shakes my bed through the wall is scary…really scary
Apparently now it is acceptable to have commercials on prime time cable about strip clubs (dont worry they are 18+ and all nude!!!)
...
Bridges and Balloons
We sailed away on a winter’s day With fate as malleable as clay But ships are fallible, I say And the nautical, like all things, fades and I Can recall our caravel: A little wicker beetle shell With four fine maste and lateen sails Its bearings on Cair Paravel Oh my love Oh it was a funny little thing To be the ones to’ve seen The sight of bridges and balloons Makes calm canaries...
“In times like these, in times like those
What will be will be and so it...”
– Jack Johnson
“The Tide rises,
The Tide falls.
The twilight
Darkens, the
Curlew calls;...”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We...”
– John Krasinski
“In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an...”
– Diego Marchi
Random Kaitie Thoughts
I wonder if there is a Parallel Universe? I sincerely hope so. I hope that in that universe the Other Kaitie Ban followed her career dreams. I hope she majored in pre-veternary sciences. I hope she studied her ASS off for the GRE and MCAT. I hope she applied to Tuft’s DVM program. To quote Cher “If I could turn back time,” I would certainly do those things myself. I know I...
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes...”
– Robert Frost
2022 will be the best year ever???!!!
Oh, I surely hope so! At this very moment Bill Clinton is addressing the FIFA executive board and presenting USA’s 2022 bid for World Cup 2022. How freaking AWESOME would that be?!?!?! I can’t even fathom it. Lets see, in 2022 I will be 34. So hopefully I will be married and have a kid or two…which will be good, because I may just sell one of them for an “Every...
Random Kaitie Thoughts
I hope when Timmy asks my dad for his “blessing” my dad doesn’t write him a rejection letter like other fathers that I know…
In fact, here is an excerpt of a real life one!
In its entirety, this letter is 1783 words long…I wish I could put the whole thing up here, but that would be 1) inappropriate 2)slightly disrespectful 3)just wayyy too gossipy for my liking...
Forget Rabbit, Rabbit!!!
ELEPHANT, ELEPHANT!!!!!!!! So there, now you have to buy me a cupcake!!!
